trillow:

wow it’s 2013 and it’s not even 2014 yet. what are our scientists doing all day

(via snorlaxatives)

bombliate:

vintageyoshie:

bombliate:

how many murderers do you think you’ve walked past

It’s true. You never know who you walk past. You could be walking past a millionaire, a drug dealer, a murderer, an undercover cop or investigator, a pedofile or a famous person undercover. Life is unknown.

thanks confucius

(via snorlaxatives)

darrynek:

itshinyu:

darrynek:

why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers 

And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so.

get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto

(via officialyarissanchez)

mewtoot:

if i go to hell i’m gonna torture everyone by continuously asking if it’s hot in here or if it’s just me

(Source: circumcisions, via snorlaxatives)

sassy-gay-karkat:

tsundrae:

sassy-gay-karkat:

why are buttholes so small

so cats can’t hide inside

oh

(Source: clockiel, via memewhore)